Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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