dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Randomize
