You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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