i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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