So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
