She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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