are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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