Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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