brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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