I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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