So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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