can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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