I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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