physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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