some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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