Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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