At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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