So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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