Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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