I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You need a sexual gate keeper
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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