I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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