I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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