Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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