I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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