I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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