It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
