its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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