This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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