I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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