I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she peed on how many people?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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