I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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