We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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