there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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