Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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