remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just want nice things and good sex
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
