I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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