I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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