He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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