dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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