Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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