smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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