You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Buhtt sex?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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