i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
where does the pee come out of this thing
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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