so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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