The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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