My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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