Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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