Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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