I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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