okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize