i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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