I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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