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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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