i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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