I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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